Paperwork. Sigh

These questions are a laugh a minute.

“Do you seek to engage in espionage, sabotage, export control violations, or any other illegal activity while in the United States.”

“Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization?”

“Have you ever committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in torture?”

Who the hell comes up with them? And, most importantly, who would answer YES to any? If I do, I have to contact the paralegal assigned to our case, Terrene. Yes, like the food. You couldn’t make this shit up.