The following is an actual conversation that took place between two actual people. Names have not been changed.
Eoin: “Do you know what we’re missing?”
Me (bored): “What?”
Eoin: “A local drug store”
Me (annoyed): “What are you on about? There’s a CVS two seconds from our apartment”
Eoin: “I know that, I’m talking about a place where locals go to get a malt and hang out”
Me (suicidal): “You’re thinking of the 1950s, Eoin”