Paperwork. Sigh

These questions are a laugh a minute.

“Do you seek to engage in espionage, sabotage, export control violations, or any other illegal activity while in the United States.”

“Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization?”

“Have you ever committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in torture?”

Who the hell comes up with them? And, most importantly, who would answer YES to any? If I do, I have to contact the paralegal assigned to our case, Terrene. Yes, like the food. You couldn’t make this shit up.

It’s hard not to fancy that

So said my friend Breda. I’ve got to agree with her.

Nice terrorist fist jab there, Barack

Things that made me go “ooh” #1

  1. Jessi Slaughter. The reason 11-year-old girls shouldn’t have unsupervised internet access.
  2. Is this the most hilaire Vogue cover of all time? Like, that’s Tamzin Outhwaite out of EastEnders. On Vogue.
  3. What Facebook, YouTube and Skype ads would look like if Don Draper was in charge.
  4. The Room soundboard. If you’re not a fan of this amazing cult movie then this will meaning nothing to you. Move along.
  5. A live episode of 30 Rock? Yes please!